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1 Greetingsssssss! on Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:33 pm

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Gay Sssssssnake here, coming to visit you all on these fine forumssssss!

I ssssssstart off with a rather sad tale:

I was feeling a little sick recently so Jonathan had to take me to the vet. The vet examined me and said "Sorry, you're probably going to die, that will be £20."

I was shocked. I asked the vet "Is that all I get for £20?"

He took me over to a floppy-eared rabbit, the rabbit pointed its ears straight up to the ceiling.

Next, he took me to a black labrador dog, the dog stuck its tongue out and shook its head.

Finally, I was taken to a cat. The cat opened her eyes very wide and then shook its head violently.

After all of this, the vet said "That will be £350"

"Why?!" I replied

"£50 for the second opinion, £75 for the Lab tests and £225 for the CAT scan!"

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2 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:44 pm

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You should J'ACCUSE that cat. They cannot be trusted!


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3 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:48 pm

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I am angered by the suggestion that GAY SNAKE might die! El Frog Mad Thumbs Down


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4 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:25 am

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My cat killed that one yesterday...
Anyway how can a snake use a computer, let alone an internet forum!
anyways im going to agree with Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG on this one,
J'ACCUSSE the cat

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5 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:10 pm

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Le Gasp! Eek


You doubt the various and multiple tasks GS is capable of? Certainly any star of stage, screen and internet porn sites is also perfectly capable of accessing a mere computer... Mad

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6 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:29 pm

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thedon200 wrote:My cat killed that one yesterday...
Anyway how can a snake use a computer, let alone an internet forum!


HERESY!


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7 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:07 pm

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Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

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8 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:36 pm

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Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

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9 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:43 pm

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I expect you have hissed out on the latest news: I will be performing in North Crawley on the 19th June!


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10 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:15 am

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GS wrote:
Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

Am I allowed to ask what this new job is?

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11 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:22 am

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theultimatefish wrote:
GS wrote:
Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

Am I allowed to ask what this new job is?

If you could be bloody bothered to finish reading that four sentence post, you'd find he's a civil serpent.

Oh, who am I kidding, this is probably too long for you to make it all the way through, so about now is the time where I will tell you I did naughty things to your father last night and he liked it. cat

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12 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:33 pm

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GS wrote:I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!


This is stunning news! Mr Spatula recently took up an o-fish-al position!


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13 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:37 pm

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Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:
GS wrote:
Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

Am I allowed to ask what this new job is?

If you could be bloody bothered to finish reading that four sentence post, you'd find he's a civil serpent.

Oh, who am I kidding, this is probably too long for you to make it all the way through, so about now is the time where I will tell you I did naughty things to your father last night and he liked it. cat

"A job in the government" is a little too vague to me, hence my question.

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14 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:10 pm

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theultimatefish wrote:
Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:
GS wrote:
Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

Am I allowed to ask what this new job is?

If you could be bloody bothered to finish reading that four sentence post, you'd find he's a civil serpent.

Oh, who am I kidding, this is probably too long for you to make it all the way through, so about now is the time where I will tell you I did naughty things to your father last night and he liked it. cat

"A job in the government" is a little too vague to me, hence my question.

YOU REALLY HAVE PROVEN YOU DO NOT READ ENTIRE POSTS.

HE SAID "A CIVIL SERPENT"

I SAID "A CIVIL SERPENT"

YOU SAID "BLARGH, I DON'T READ"

UNLESS YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE WITTY PLAY ON WORDS OF A 'CIVIL SERVANT' BECOMING A 'CIVIL SERPENT', THEN YOU ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

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15 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:15 pm

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Do you think he noticed that Mr Spatula has a new job?


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16 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:22 pm

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I will not forget the hiss-tory!

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17 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:34 pm

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You should never forget the history!

I hear(s) that your new job may mean you have to relocate to Slitherpool. Is that correct?


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18 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:33 pm

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El Frog wrote:Do you think he noticed that Mr Spatula has a new job?

Shocked

Really?!?

Does this mean he will have a less hectic agenda from now on?

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19 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:35 am

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Gravity wrote:
El Frog wrote:Do you think he noticed that Mr Spatula has a new job?

Shocked

Really?!?

Does this mean he will have a less hectic agenda from now on?


Knowing that fish, I suspect the new job is actually part of his agenda! Is the world safe?


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20 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:56 am

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Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:
Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:
GS wrote:
Gravity wrote:Dearest Gay Snake:

I'm very sorry you have such a horrible owner. You should attack him at your earliest convenience!

Not only is my owner a smexy beast, he also takes very good care of me!

I have some good news today. I got a job in the government. Smile From now, I am a civil serpent!

Am I allowed to ask what this new job is?

If you could be bloody bothered to finish reading that four sentence post, you'd find he's a civil serpent.

Oh, who am I kidding, this is probably too long for you to make it all the way through, so about now is the time where I will tell you I did naughty things to your father last night and he liked it. cat

"A job in the government" is a little too vague to me, hence my question.

YOU REALLY HAVE PROVEN YOU DO NOT READ ENTIRE POSTS.

HE SAID "A CIVIL SERPENT"

I SAID "A CIVIL SERPENT"

YOU SAID "BLARGH, I DON'T READ"

UNLESS YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE WITTY PLAY ON WORDS OF A 'CIVIL SERVANT' BECOMING A 'CIVIL SERPENT', THEN YOU ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

O I'M SoRRY I NOT GOT THE SNAKE'W WORD JOKE MR. GRAVELYBLARG.

The word servant is not the first word I think of when reading serpent. Maybe it's because we speak Dutch in the Netherlands?

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21 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:34 am

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theultimatefish wrote:

O I'M SoRRY I NOT GOT THE SNAKE'W WORD JOKE MR. GRAVELYBLARG.

The word servant is not the first word I think of when reading serpent. Maybe it's because we speak Dutch in the Netherlands?

How silly of you. You should probably relocate!

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22 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:20 am

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Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:

O I'M SoRRY I NOT GOT THE SNAKE'W WORD JOKE MR. GRAVELYBLARG.

The word servant is not the first word I think of when reading serpent. Maybe it's because we speak Dutch in the Netherlands?

How silly of you. You should probably relocate!

To your country where they speak your language?


No way. Mad

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23 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:50 pm

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24 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:50 pm

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theultimatefish wrote:
Gravity wrote:
theultimatefish wrote:

O I'M SoRRY I NOT GOT THE SNAKE'W WORD JOKE MR. GRAVELYBLARG.

The word servant is not the first word I think of when reading serpent. Maybe it's because we speak Dutch in the Netherlands?

How silly of you. You should probably relocate!

To your country where they speak your language?


No way. Mad

Who said you were even welcome in my country?

Sour

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25 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:26 am

I wouldn't go to Grav's country, Everyone's clocks are wrong.

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26 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:39 am

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If I went to Blarg's country, I'd bring a duster and a bottle of Mr Muscle All Surface Cleaner (or possibly Mr Muscle Glass Cleaner). There are too many fingerprints on mirrors over there for my liking!


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27 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:55 am

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Or Cillit Bang: Grime and Lime! Bang! And the Blarg is gone!

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28 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:10 am

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The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...

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29 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:52 am

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I suspect he will survive as long as there is purple paint!


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30 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:33 am

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wagi wrote:The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...


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