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31 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:42 am

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wagi wrote:The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...

So long as we don't forget the History!


I presume Forg has only allowed you on here after you paid him through your snakey chequebook, GS?

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32 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:50 pm

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Jeremy wrote:
wagi wrote:The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...

So long as we don't forget the History!


I presume Forg has only allowed you on here after you paid him through your snakey chequebook, GS?


You should never forget the history!

GS also consulted with his snakey lawyer. This may or may not be connected...


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33 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:52 pm

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I won't forget the hisssssssstory.

GS is a two-faced whore.

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34 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:09 am

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I demand to hear(s) you allegations against GS!

I suspect a court case could be on the agenda!


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35 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:30 am

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From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

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36 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:43 am

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Gravity wrote:From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

He would not leave fingerprints on a mirror, however! Red Face

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37 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:47 am

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Jeremy wrote:
Gravity wrote:From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

He would not leave fingerprints on a mirror, however! Red Face

Oh, I think he would! As a red herring! That way, nobody would be the wiser!

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38 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:49 am

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Oh, I think he would! As a red herring! That way, nobody would be the wiser!

I expect next you will be telling us that it was GS who planted your fingerprints on that mirror! And the Curtains!

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39 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:57 am

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I think he did make a mess of my mirror.. and I already j'accuse'd him of the Curtains a few posts ago! By god, man.. pay bloody attention! Mad

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40 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:10 am

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Gravity wrote:I think he did make a mess of my mirror.. and I already j'accuse'd him of the Curtains a few posts ago! By god, man.. pay bloody attention! Mad

You did not J'ACCUSE him of planting your fingerprints on the curtains though! I suspect you are trying to frame him!

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41 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:06 pm

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I am shocked by these new revelations!


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42 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:19 pm

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I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

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43 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:03 am

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Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!


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44 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:46 pm

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El Frog wrote:
Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!

At this stage of the game, I'd probably be likely to make you vibrate like a filthy whore!
Shocked bounce

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45 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:44 am

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Gravity wrote:
El Frog wrote:
Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!

At this stage of the game, I'd probably be likely to make you vibrate like a filthy whore!
Shocked bounce


I am hear(s)ing news from Americaland that Obama is talking about banning all forms of vibration!


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46 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:34 am

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GAY SNAKE spotted on "date" with "tall girl". What can this mean?!?


Considering that GS crawls on his belly, 'tall girl' could turn out to be a midget woman wrestler...or a pre-schooler....

'Date'...was there money involved?

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47 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:42 am

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I have to admit that I am shocked by this newsflash!

Hears has yet to comment, Aiaiaiaidaiaian is busy smelling of wee and the whole world is waiting to hear(s) the explanation!

Does this mean that GAY SNAKE isn't actually gay?


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48 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:25 am

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El Frog wrote:I have to admit that I am shocked by this newsflash!

Hears has yet to comment, Aiaiaiaidaiaian is busy smelling of wee and the whole world is waiting to hear(s) the explanation!

Does this mean that GAY SNAKE isn't actually gay?


Or that 'tall girl" actually pees standing up?

Inquiring minds want to know... Weird

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49 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:12 pm

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Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!


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50 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:37 pm

El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

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51 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:44 pm

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Aidan wrote:
El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?


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52 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:13 pm

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Sorry, my dress is at the cleaners...

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53 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:52 pm

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I've come here (following advice from Max Clifford) to clear up some of these so-called revelations.

Firstly, that is NOT guacamole.

Secondly, do not believe Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG when he says that he has only worn a dress once. This is a lie. In actual fact, the majority of the weekend is spent wearing a dress. I might as well be honest with you now, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG and I have had a relationship for some time now. There's no use trying to cover it up like Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG has tried, why keep it a secret? I confirm, that was Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG (in a dress) with me for that date, he is trying to mislead you by suggesting otherwise and hinting at other people.

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54 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:55 pm

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Why have you told EVERYONE?!?

However, as I mentioned earlier, it was not ME that you were spotted with. Are you cheating on me?!?

J'ACCUSE!!!


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55 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:56 pm

El Frog wrote:
Aidan wrote:
El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?

Well it was actually a mini-skirt.

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56 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:01 pm

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J'ACCUSE SQUARED!


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57 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:08 pm

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Aidan wrote:

Well it was actually a mini-skirt.




With designer Jimmy Choo stilettos and a matching handbag?

J'ACCUSE YOU OF FASHION SENSE!

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58 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:56 pm

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El Frog wrote:
Aidan wrote:
El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?

I must admit, one year for Halloween, I dressed up as a nasty hooker with a purple miniskirt, Guacamole green lycra top, and pumpkin orange pumps. Perhaps the sketch of me and the shelves was not so far off after all!

But it was not me who went on a date with GS. I have standards. Sour

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59 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:46 am

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I demand to see the photos of Blarg!


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60 Re: Greetingsssssss! on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:24 am

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That was about 14-15 years ago. I don't have any pictures of that night!

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