You are not connected. Please login or register

Statement of Internet Truth

Go to page : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down  Message [Page 1 of 5]

1 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:31 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Further to the conversation I am having with Hears on MSN, I would also like to confirm this:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.


That is all.


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

2 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:48 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
At the request of Hears (who apparently is unable to log on or something):


Ears says:
I appreciate this thread.


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I can tell
You must comment!


Ears says:
I'll let the others start it off!


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect you are gauging the waters before announcing your new relationship!


Ears says:
With CHRIS PACKMAN?!


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Is it?
Thank you for telling me!
Should I add that to the thread?


Ears says:
I am madly in love with CHRIS PACKMAN and we have had a sexual relationship for many years.
ADD THAT TO YOUR DAMN THREAD!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

3 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:08 pm

Gravity

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
Shocked

View user profile

4 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:32 pm

wagi

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.



Hears or Chris Pacman's?

View user profile

5 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:33 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Gravity wrote:Shocked

Gravity says:
I like broccoli too
it just turns me into a hovercraft


wagi wrote:
El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.



Hears or Chris Pacman's?

I can confirm: neither!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

6 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:34 pm

Gravity

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
Any time I am on the CoG, it is without pants.

View user profile

7 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:38 pm

wagi

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
I live on the 16th floor with no nearby windows able to look in, so pants are not required.

I also have slipcovers. Thumbs Up

View user profile

8 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:41 pm

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
*I was pleased to "fit it in" before he left

View user profile

9 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:44 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWLoiWxUiQ


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

10 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:55 pm

wagi

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!


North Korea's newest cutting-edge torpedoes

View user profile

11 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:16 am

El Frog

avatar
Admin
I suspect they are as accurate!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

12 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:34 pm

Anton

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
The torpedo that was fired was acctually apparently made by Germany.

View user profile

13 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:56 pm

theultimatefish

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
What is this?

View user profile

14 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:59 pm

theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

I'm 12 and what is this?

View user profile

15 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:47 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

It is an accurate recording of what has happened on the internets!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

16 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:33 am

RedCleft!

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

View user profile http://redoctoberrct3.webs.com

17 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:10 am

Gravity

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
^ Why do you have to ruin every thread by posting in it?

View user profile

18 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:30 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
RedCleft! wrote:Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

It is the words of more than one person. NOT a monologue...


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

19 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm

Two statements of internet truth tonight.

Firstly, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG would like to put Evenstarfish in one of his traps (a dinner table with one of his famous Sunday roasts). He would then like to marry her with a ceremony including no fewer than 10 quick time events.

Secondly, Jermery likes to walk over planks as demonstrated at 7:15 in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8ISH79x4c&feature=related

View user profile

20 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:04 pm

Furthermore, in my opinion, Evenstarfish had better accept. If not, there'll be trouble!

View user profile

21 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:06 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Well, she is most wonderous!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

22 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:09 am

Jeremy

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
You found the planks! Thumbs Up

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!

View user profile

23 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:33 pm

wagi

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
Smexy Manbeast swagger walking them planks...

View user profile

24 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Jeremy wrote:You found the planks! Thumbs Up

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!


I am told there will be at least two planks at HANBOROUGH!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

25 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:02 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

26 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:26 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I cried about it a few days ago!
Possibly

Ears says:
I don't beliebe this is true!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Well, I know someone who cried once

Ears says:
Was he tied up in a cupboard?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Actually HE was stuck in one of those large sized lockers you find at a swimming pool!

Ears says:
I know the ones. It still makes me laugh!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That was a chap called Ashley Young
I saw him on the bus a few years ago. He sat next to me and said "since leaving school I have become gay"
I was stunned!

Ears says:
!
BECOME?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That is what he said. I was too stunned to comment!

Ears says:
...and pleased!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I was - but only because I knew whether or not he had escaped from the locker!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

27 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 pm

Jeremy

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
Hears says:
Jermery speaks truth!


and also:

Hears says:
Only the cool kids may call you Jermery!
ie Me and Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG! Mad

View user profile

28 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:56 pm

Gravity

avatar
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

View user profile

29 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pm

Gravity wrote:
El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

...and we have ourselves a winner!

View user profile

30 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:14 pm

El Frog

avatar
Admin
I believe Hears is walking into peril!


_____________________________________________
View user profile http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

Sponsored content


View previous topic View next topic Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 5]

Go to page : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum