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31 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:47 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
He may not be able to walk period afterwards...

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32 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:15 pm

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Forgface says:
THEN HE IS GOING TO MOW HOMOS?!?
Blarg will be angry - that's a new sweater he's wearing!
Hears says:
No homo-mowing though!
Jon says:
I presume it is purple, and covered in figerprints already!
Hears says:
OF COURSE!!!

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33 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:04 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
I own no purple sweaters. Sour

My birthday is less than a month away.

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34 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:32 am

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I do not know which of those two statements shocks me the most!


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35 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:34 am

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Probably the one about TESCO EXPRESS in Reading! Red Face

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36 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:14 am

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I am beloved of the Guac!
I expect a rather clanky box on my doorstep on July 16th with a purple sweater inside!

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37 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:30 pm

wagi

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Do they sell those with fingerprints already on them, or do you have to add those yourself?

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38 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:29 pm

Gravity

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I am beloved of the Guac!
The UPS man usually has his way with it before I get a chance! Mad

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39 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:44 am

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You should deliver the bill to Hears as he plans to mow that sweater! TAKE HIM TO JUDGE JUDY! El Frog Mad Thumbs Up


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40 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pm

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Ears says:
Have you ever played Mr Pop?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I have! I bet this wasn't played at your party! It is TOO cool!

Ears says:
it isn't good for 9 people.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
!"

Ears says:
The focus was on the bouncy castle!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
When I was a child, we could ALL play Mr Pop! We all learned to share!
Next you'll be telling me that your guests wouldn't share the bouncy castle!
I suspect Dadface became enraged!
GS would have stormed out of the house in disgust
Sisterface(s) would have purchased you some gift vouchers so that you could buy ALL SAW games that may be released!
Mumface (being obviously distressed) accidentally booked a circus!
THE PARTY WAS CLEARLY RUINED!
And all because noone would share Mr Pop!

Ears says:
Bloody hell!
I go away for a couple of minutes and I get THIS!
We all shared the bouncy castle because my friends are very pleasant!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
BUT YOU ADMIT THAT ALL OF THE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED!

Ears says:
Most!
My sister didn't give me anything for my birthday!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I am doing it!
I had to edit my post as there was one too many blank lines

Ears says:
Now EVERYONE will hate Sisterface!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Surely she deserves it though!

Ears says:
I have to agree!


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41 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:52 pm

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Ears says:
Post all of the Haribo?
I intend to eat it!
Whilst doing some research for law!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Are you finding out where and where not you can deposit a ham sandwhich?

Ears says:
I am not!
I am seeing whether causing pain for sexual pleasure is immoral enough to be unlawful!
Extreme pain, I mean!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I dread to ask why you are researching this!

Ears says:
I don't want to get CHRIS PACKMAN into trouble!

(Posted almost simultaneously)

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Is it because of some recent nocturnal fumblings with CHRIS PACMAN?

Ears says:
!!!!!!!!!
You read my mind!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I think CHRIS PACMAN did too!

Ears says:
Indeed!
He's very fat.


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42 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:22 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
ITCHY EAR!

Ears says:
( H)EAR

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I had to resort to a cottonwool bud!

Ears says:
That must have been severe then!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
There was wax in there too!

Ears says:
You are MADE OUT OF wax!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
You are made out of ear hair!

Ears says:
Mad

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That's what the H in JoHnathan stands for!

Ears says:
You know nothing!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
There is that H again!

Ears says:
Mad Mad Mad:Mad;Mad;Mad mad:mad;Mad;M:adm Mad Mad mad;M:ad;M:mad;: Mad

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect that this has secretly pleased you!

Ears says:
Nothing pleases me!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I thought that making Gravelyblarg pleased you

Ears says:
MAKING Blarg?!
That is revolting!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
You feel he is revolting?

Ears says:
Making him is!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I was hoping you would make some sort of humorous comment about social revolutions!
And making Blarg ANGRY?


Jeremy Beadle has been added to the conversation.


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
JERMERY!

Ears says:
A revolution joke is too predictable!
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Jeremy Beadle says:
Ah, the classic welcome remains! Mad Thumbs Up


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43 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:32 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Hears is clearly livid!

Jeremy Beadle says:
I expect he will mistype "Mad" several times!

Ears says:
I never mistype Mad!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That is a direct copy of what was typed!
It is clearly what he wished for!

Ears says:
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG made it all up!

Jeremy Beadle says:
Even the H?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Hears is afraid that all with know he is made of ear hair!
We shall start calling him Hairs!
Instead of Hears!



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44 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:44 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
Absolutely all of this is true. Ha ha

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45 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:11 pm

Gravity

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I am beloved of the Guac!
OK!

I WILL PASTE IT!!

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46 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:20 pm

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Ears says:
I know someone who makes a fuss of not washing their hands!
They handed me some pick n' mix on the way home!!!!!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
Did you eat it?

Ears says:
Yes!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
BUT HE HAD NOT WASHED HIS HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ears says:
I enjoy the taste of his piss.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
!

Ears says:
I jest- you couldn't taste it!
He says that his penis is clean enough!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
I should hope so!
After all, it is his, and he is permitted to wash it as fast as he likes.


Ears says:
...and he does!


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47 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:58 pm

Gravity

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I am beloved of the Guac!
What the clanky hell is "pick n' mix"?

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48 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:30 pm

Americans: I'm shocked! Pick n' Mix is where there are containers filled with different sweets. You can fill a cup/bag with whatever you want and you're charged according to the weight.

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49 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:32 pm

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Gravity wrote:What the clanky hell is "pick n' mix"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_n_mix


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50 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:27 pm

Gravity

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Oh, bloody hell.. it's called "Bulk candy"

Pick n' mix... pshht, you guys sure are gay.

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51 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:14 am

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Gravity wrote:Oh, bloody hell.. it's called "Bulk candy"

Pick n' mix... pshht, you guys sure are gay.

Bulk Candy? Weird

It's called Pick n Mix because you pick it and mix it! Bulk Candy sounds like some form of anti-weight loss food.

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52 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:28 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
It's called bulk candy because it's sitting there, in bulk.

Mad

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53 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:07 pm

Bloody Yanks!

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54 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:48 pm

Gravity

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I am beloved of the Guac!
Bloody Brits!

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55 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:37 pm

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Gravity wrote: pshht, you guys sure are gay.

YOU are gay!


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56 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:20 pm

Gravity

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El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:
Gravity wrote: pshht, you guys sure are gay.

YOU are gay!

I am! But not nearly as queer as to call something "pick n' mix"!

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57 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:56 am

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Gravity wrote:
El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:
Gravity wrote: pshht, you guys sure are gay.

YOU are gay!

I am! But not nearly as queer as to call something "pick n' mix"!

If it was REALLY gay, you would be calling it that!


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58 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:07 am

Gravity

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I am beloved of the Guac!
I have standards.

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59 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:29 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
Gravity wrote:I have standards.

"Bulk Candy" suggests otherwise! MadThumbs Up

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60 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:46 pm

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I am beloved of the Guac!
Yeah, well, at least I have a kitchen.

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