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91 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:25 pm

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^ That conversation never happened! I believe it was all fabricated by FORG in a horrible attempt to take over the world! MadThumbs Down

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92 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:21 am

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Naughty Blarg! I set MSN to always save the conversations (after too many incidents with Blower) so don't make me PRINTSCREEN it to prove the truth!


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93 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:48 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
There were many mistakes - from our point of view, it was a bad show

Hears says
I enjoyed it very much, so it is great to know that you can do better!!!
I HAVE PICKED UP THE POT AND THE MEAT
I had to press UP on the direction pad to be able to do this.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Had you witnessed WANTAGE, you would have seen us comfortable, confident and VERY humorous

Hears says
I should have come to see you two days in a row!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You should!
You would have seen Phill stab me in the arm!
AND
The spiky ball fly off into the crowd!!!
Well, NEAR the crowd

Hears says
That must have scared everyone!
INCLUDING YOU!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
A small child who was uneffected cried a lot
I was most fearful

Hears says
Children are stupid.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
It made doing the rest of the show very difficult, but we managed it

A Tudor group of musicians were trying to get people to dance, and so I joined in.
The dance involved picking up female dancers by the waist and spinning them around while carrying them - NOT easy in armour!

The mistress of the dance stated loudly "We don't know what that dance is called.....what can we name it?"
And I said "We could call it 'Jeff'"

Hears says
!!!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
She was stunned and many people laughed!
The mistress thought it was hilarious!


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94 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:19 pm

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Hears says
I am very excited today!
David and Robert and coming round to play tomorrow!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
PLAYDATES!
Mumface sent me the schedule
They arrive at 10, you all sit down to watch the CBEEBIES channel (probably In The Midnight Garden) then it will be time for lunch: spaghetti hoops on toast.
And all finished off with an afternoon nap before their parents come to take them home

Hears says
Ha!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Soon you'll be ready to go to school with the big kids!

Hears says
One day!


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95 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:40 pm

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Hears says
But filthy hose are important!!


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96 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:06 pm

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Only if they are gray and brown as portrayed on historical motion pictures!

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97 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:39 pm

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wagi wrote:Only if they are gray and brown as portrayed on historical motion pictures!

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Who do you think you are - Ridley Scott?!?


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98 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:18 pm

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Heaven forbid!

I prefer to live in a world not limited to sepia tones!

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99 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:27 am

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There is also a chance that Hears was talking about women of negotiable affection!


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100 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:12 am

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He knows about them? He's not as innocent as he appears!



Perhaps Chris Pacman told him about them?

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101 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:18 am

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I have been told that both Hears and CHRIS PACMAN are both rather "ghetto"...


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102 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:02 pm

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Hears says:
I had a long session with the mop so it wasn't needed today!


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103 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:33 pm

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Hears says
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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I am looking for that photo of CHRIS PACMAN again!

Hears says
Which?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He appears in a demotivational poster!

Hears says
Leave CHRIS PACKMAN alone!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
YOU LOVE HIM!

Hears says
WE ARE GOING OUT WITH EACH OTHER!
POST THAT ON THE BLOODY CREVICE!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I shall do this!
In fact, I believe you should make a thread about it!

Hears says
I don't think I could!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I think you can
Especially as PACMAN has admitted on Facebook that he loves you


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104 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:31 pm

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Ahhhh...young love! Always brings a tear to my eye...Cry


Well, that and the beans I had for lunch.

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105 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:32 am

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Hears is going to shove it in his fat arse?

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106 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:27 am

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Well, he said he had a long session with the mop!

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107 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:58 pm

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Jeffrey Beasley says
Hears likes my bedroom!

Adinanny says
Hears likes my bed.


wagi wrote:Well, he said he had a long session with the mop!

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


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108 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:43 pm

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I shall now blush!

(Just wanted to point that out as no doubt if you blink you'd miss it...) Red Face

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109 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:36 pm

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I suspect you were adding your own connotations to that!

Whenever I see a double entendre in a post on here, I have to whip it out immediately!


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110 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:06 pm

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Blarg says
I did not break my Christmas tree on purpose, you cad!


Jonnyears says
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG is spreading lies! LIES!


Blarg says
I suspect you put him up to this!


Jonnyears says
As if I would! He is a pillock all by himself!


Blarg says
You would, and have!
I will not forget the history!
Guacamole

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111 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:16 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Blarg has seen the comments!

Hears says
!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He has taken hold of the postman's package!
He wishes you to know that you are a silly fool!
He has said this!
EVERYONE CAN READ IT!

Hears says
I BET HE DIDN'T

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He did!
Hears is a silly fool! This tree was quite simple to assemble. One of the legs of the stand snapped off!

Hears says
Damn, you aren't lying!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You should tell him off!

Hears says
I'm above him!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
In what way?
Do you live upstairs?

Hears says
Literally on top of him!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
How is this?

Hears says
You knew what I meant!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I do not. Do you mean in a gay way?

Hears says
No!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I think you meant in a gay way

Hears says
You would.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Do you know what else I would do?

Hears says
Smell like wee?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I would post it on CoG!


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112 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:37 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Blarg had his hands on the postman's package!

Blarg says
IT WAS MY PACKAGE
HE JUST BROUGHT IT TO ME

Hears says
Talk to us about your package!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
So the postman had his hands on YOUR package?!?

Hears says
What did J have to say about that?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Does J know?

Adinanny says
Is J a postman?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
And doesn't the postman normally deliver to your slot?

Adinanny says
Did he put up your flag?

Blarg says
J isn't home!
But he knows!
I informed him!
and he had his hands ALL OVER my package.

Hears says
Was it the Christmas tree?

Blarg says
But, when I opened the door, he presented it to me on his fingertips like a butler!
It was rather fancy!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
J must be livid. LIVID!

Adinanny says
Is that why he isn't there?

Blarg says
It was not the Christmas tree!
He is at work!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Was it the part you needed to replace the broken bit on the Chrimble tree?

Blarg says
No! I broke the tree waiting for my package!
The package is not tree-related whatsoever.

Hears says
Not yet....

Blarg says
I suppose that is true!
It will become tree-related later!
But not today.

Hears says
You are to tell us what it is!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Is it gay related?
And is it true that Hears is on top of you as he claims?

Blarg says
It's a 'tart warmer'!
the name alone makes it gay related!

Hears says
Tart warmer!

Blarg says
Hears is not on top of me. I think he is fantasizing about my lucious body whilst fornicating with a buttered Chris Packman!
Yankee Candle had a sale recently on their wax tarts, I bought a ton of them and a tart warmer to melt them on.

Hears says
Would you like to hear a joke about butter?

Blarg says
No


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113 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:47 pm

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:Hears says
Would you like to hear a joke about butter?

Blarg says
No

He is wise to refuse, otherwise it might spread!

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114 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:59 pm

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*I have been called a Meaty Chancer before!
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*I WISH TO "DO" ALL OF THEM!

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115 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:01 pm

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The women, that is!


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116 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:34 pm

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I'll have you all be on high alert that J repaired the broken stand leg and we got the tree standing on it's own! I only had time to put the lights on tonight.. but they are quite fun and customizable to the time of day/mood!

We did an all black and silver tree last year, and decided to just add a color this year. So, naturally, we chose black, silver and...

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117 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:36 am

I'm starting to think that Blarg's house was designed by Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen!

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118 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:43 am

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My God...not even Remembrance Day and you're done getting your tree up?

Most people hold off as long as possible, savoring it until the last moment (or until after they finish the Thanksgiving Day pumpkin pie at least) before exploding in a decorating frenzy! But no, Blarg rushes into it in a fit of premature deco-jaculation!

So, naturally, we chose black, silver and...

Purple...and I'll wager your Christmas Balls are covered with fingerprints! They certainly can't be Blue Balls since you didn't even have the decency to wait until the proper time to get your tree up!

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! I can't even bring myself to ask who playing Santa at your house this year - no doubt he's already gone down on the chimney at this early date!

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119 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:31 am

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Gravity wrote:I'll have you all be on high alert that J repaired the broken stand leg and we got the tree standing on it's own! I only had time to put the lights on tonight.. but they are quite fun and customizable to the time of day/mood!

We did an all black and silver tree last year, and decided to just add a color this year. So, naturally, we chose black, silver and...

PURPLE!!!


wagi wrote:and I'll wager your Christmas Balls are covered with fingerprints!

If they are purple and also made of mirror, this is a certainty!


wagi wrote:They certainly can't be Blue Balls since you didn't even have the decency to wait until the proper time to get your tree up!

I suspect they were black and blue after J discovered that Blarg had broken the tree AND had his package touched by the postman!

BTW - we were looking for you last night on MSN, Wagi. I suspect you would love these conversations!


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120 Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:25 pm

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Wagi MUST join in the fun!

I am currently both shocked and moderately appalled that neither Forg nor Hears are on MSN!

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