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1 CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:57 pm

El Frog

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As Hears has decided not to invite us to his party on the 27th June, we at the CoG have decided to host our own party over that WHOLE weekend.

There will be:

An adult bouncy castle.
A cleft bouncy castle.
A large bouquet of flowers for Starfish.
Something that is guacamole!
Something that's not guacamole!
Much food - all of it great!
Drinks!
Acidic Drinks!
A woodchipper!
Dueling B&M Flyers (not for Clefts).
A Double Entendre!
"Wagi's Wonder"
Jelly and Ice Cream!
Clanky Shoes!
Stairs!
Party Rings!
Inflatable Armbands for swimming!
PORK!
Molatov Cocktails!
Battlefield Earth on VHS!
Fingerprints!
Many, Many PURPLE ITEMS!
Anger. Much Anger!

(more still to be announced)


All are invited except for Hears.....and Crumpetface is on notice! Please RSVP so that we can make arrangements!


Those who will be in attendence:
Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG
Wagi
Blarg
Jermery (though it will take him three trains to get there)
Redcleft
Ultimatefish!
Heth!
Aiaiaiaidaiaian (in spirit at least)



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This is the 5th party I have had to turn down because of this Geography Peak District trip Mad

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But you'll be hears in spirit, right?


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wagi

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Oh, I can be there in spirit too!

I assume the cleft bouncy castle has no air and is set up over a layer of broken glass? cheers

Hmmmm, you are tempting me, it might almost be worth the airfare... confused

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You can save the airfare as it will be an internet party!


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I am bringing my B&M Dueling Flyer.

Clefts are not allowed to ride.

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wagi

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El Frog wrote:You can save the airfare as it will be an internet party!

Oh hell, I'm cheap, I'll be there if it's an internet party! Be much easier to keep the cleft's out of my adult beverages. Thumbs Up

I'm bringing "Wagi's Wonder", my very first "let's see what sort of a mess we can build out all these different parts" coaster!

Cleft's will be required to ride. Weird

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Why does that sound like some sort of double entendre?


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Jeremy

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I have RSVP'd now! MadThumbs Up

I will be bringing a highly experimental track piece, which needs expendable clefts riders for testing.

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I demand to know why my name was not added to the list of attendees... or my dueling B&M flyers. Mad

If this is how I will be treated, perhaps I will have my own party! Guacamole

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wagi

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I heard that smexy manbeast parties are the highlight of the Ohio summer social calendar, is that true? Red Face


@Forg: "double entendre"?

Considering the quality of clefts we attract here I can assure you it wasn't even an entendre - let alone a double one! Down Cast Thumbs Down

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Gravity wrote:I demand to know why my name was not added to the list of attendees... or my dueling B&M flyers. Mad

If this is how I will be treated, perhaps I will have my own party! Guacamole

You have been added ! El Frog Mad Thumbs Up


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13 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:30 am

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Dueling B&M Flyers (No Clefts Allowed) MadThumbs Up

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14 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:55 am

wagi

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Are there going to be strippers at this party?

How about strippers wearing clanky shoes?

I just want to be forewarned about the entertainment being provided.

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Me! I will be proud to operate the woodchipper. But hang on, where the hell is my flight of stairs? MadThumbs Up

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wagi

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Trust me, if you're going to be there, we'll rent a flight of stairs just for the occasion! If you plan to operate the woodchipper, well, you are aware that the newest models require you to operate it from inside, aren't you?

Easiest way to get inside is to use the lovely set of rental stairs, just stand at the top and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise!

We'll enjoy it...I guarantee! Big Grin Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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I require my stairs custom made...4 stories or nothing...

Consider it done for the woodchipper...

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Will there be party rings? No party, internet or otherwise, is a party without party rings.

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19 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:14 am

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I will bring acidic drinks and Molotov cocktails for the cleft's area if I am invited!

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This afternoon, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG told me that I am invited to this party. However, since I am having my own party on the Sunday, I might not be able to attend the CoG one for the full length of time.

theultimatefish wrote:I will bring acidic drinks and Molotov cocktails for the cleft's area if I am invited!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG will be pleased that you're bringing Molotov cocktails since he got to throw those in his favourite game, SAW: The Game!

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wagi wrote:Trust me, if you're going to be there, we'll rent a flight of stairs just for the occasion! If you plan to operate the woodchipper, well, you are aware that the newest models require you to operate it from inside, aren't you?

Easiest way to get inside is to use the lovely set of rental stairs, just stand at the top and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise!

We'll enjoy it...I guarantee! Big Grin Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Let's model the whole thing after this: MadThumbs Up



(Warning for the Clefty-types.. if you will cry to your mother that you heard the F-word or saw animated violence, don't watch the video)Guacamole

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wagi

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Yes! We should also insist that all clefts wear white as to set off the red better. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

@RedCleft! - You are in luck...our local staircase rental company has a lovely four story model in stock that can be painted in anyone of 16 designer colors. We'll include marking pens so you can draw your own designs on the inside... Thumbs Up

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I have amended the list!


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There will be blood!!!


I'll be attending for sure! Smile

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wagi

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What color exactly IS cleft blood anyways? I always assumed due the need for less oxygen going to their brain that it would probably be 'puce' or some such shade.

Anyone ever stick one of them to see? I generally don't get all that close to them since they aren't usually house trained.

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Let profressor RedCleft help:

Blood turns red upon contact with the air becuase of a speacial protein. It is not the oxygen that makes it red.

Now if we look at RedCleft's Cleft formula: C = s^2 Where C= Colour and s = Height of stairs. So 4 stories^2 equals 16.

If we look at this table:

Color Frequency
violet 668–789 THz
blue 631–668 THz
cyan 606–630 THz
green 526–606 THz
yellow 508–526 THz
orange 484–508 THz
red 400–484 THz

For a cleft to have 'red' blood, we will be required to fall off a 20 story stairs. And to have violet blood, 25 story stairs.

But I guess there is only one way to find out, bring me Xcleft.

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wagi

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Does it make a difference if we give them a big kick to start them down the stairs as opposed to, say, using a baseball bat?

If we only spring for a four story stairs will we have to settle for black and white rather than color?

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One would assume that falling off a 4 story staircase would produce black or white, however it is probably more likely to create some nasty gamma radiation as it gets further down the spectrum.

This could probably be countered by a baseball bat or some other medium. F=ma so therefore if enough force is created, combined with the right height, colours should be achieved. A nice little passtime for the guests to experiment.

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29 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:02 pm

Anton

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RedCleft! wrote:Now if we look at RedCleft's Cleft formula: C = s^2 Where C= Colour and s = Height


If C = s^2 is your formula then F = ma is mine.






And for the record, I was talking about the movie! I'm bringin it to the party! Wink

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wagi

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As long as there will be kicking, beating and general pummeling at this party I'll be happy. Wood chipper lack finesse...one quick shove down the stairs and after a half a dozen bounces they are ready for sausage casings.

What's the fun in that?

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