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RedCleft!

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Yes, please forgive my long winded explanation. Just give them a good kick into the 'chipper. MadThumbs Up

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TURBINE ENGINE, not woodchipper.

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I have made special arrangements to have a turbine engine attached to a woodchipper!

Yes, I really do care about making this the best party that weekend!


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wagi

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Your are a Prince of a Host Sir Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG!

Might I suggest hiring a high-pressure steam cleaner as well? Those wood chippers are a real pain to clean, especially after you run a load of cleft's through them (and we all know exactly what clefts are full of...).

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I would also recommend purchasing a variety of Airwick's products for when the clefts arrive....

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wagi

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They have those hanging one's that look somewhat like Christmas trees and smell like toilet bowl cleaner, they'd make dandy Cleft party favors, they can hang one on each ear. Festive and certainly makes our time there more enjoyable. Thumbs Up

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I shall also bring several strips of duct tape that the clefts can put over their mouths!

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RedCleft!

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They had better be coloured! MadThumbs Up

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They're an unexplained brownish colour, complete with unexplained red splatters!

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wagi

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Jeremy wrote:They're an unexplained brownish colour, complete with unexplained red splatters!

Considering how some clefts feel the need to insert their heads fully into the nether regions of those they try to impress, the brownish color may well have an explanation after all. Red Face

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when is it Tongue Out don't worry, i'll be their, if not at least in my spirits

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ImagineerEthan wrote:when is it Tongue Out don't worry, i'll be their, if not at least in my spirits

They're
Their
There

All 3 have different meanings. You should learn them so you don't appear to be such a cleft in the future!

...and the first post of the thread will answer your "when is it" question. Sour

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Anton

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Am I not invited? Frown

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EVERYONE IS INVITED (except Piers Morgan).


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El Frog wrote:EVERYONE IS INVITED (except Piers Morgan).

.... and JamesB.

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Him too! He can sod off!


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47 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:05 pm

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Betty White is scheduled to make an appearance.

(I'll ask that you read the word 'scheduled' as 'shed-yuled' for that sentence, if you don't already do so. Thanks.)

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wagi wrote:
Jeremy wrote:They're an unexplained brownish colour, complete with unexplained red splatters!

Considering how some clefts feel the need to insert their heads fully into the nether regions of those they try to impress, the brownish color may well have an explanation after all. Red Face


But the red splatters.... ? confused


(UPDATE ALERT: There are two smileys with the same code Mad)

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RedCleft!

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Gravity wrote:Betty White is scheduled to make an appearance.

(I'll ask that you read the word 'scheduled' as 'shed-yuled' for that sentence, if you don't already do so. Thanks.)

Oh so Santa isn't bringing a garden shed for christmas? MadThumbs Up

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wagi

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theultimatefish wrote:
wagi wrote:
Jeremy wrote:They're an unexplained brownish colour, complete with unexplained red splatters!

Considering how some clefts feel the need to insert their heads fully into the nether regions of those they try to impress, the brownish color may well have an explanation after all. Red Face


But the red splatters.... ? confused


(UPDATE ALERT: There are two smileys with the same code Mad)


Some clefts are well known for having large, over-sized, swollen heads, yet also insist on brown-nosing others so much that they are in danger of breaking their necks if said other person decides to cross their legs. They can be a real pain in the butt, much like the pain of hemorrhoidal tissue...

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Are you some sort of back-haired CSI detective type, Wagi? Weird

Because you appear to have understood my meaning much better than many others!

Though they are clefts, so perhaps you merely look like a superhuman intellect by comparison. MadThumbs Up

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52 Re: CoG Party - Almost All Invited! RSVP THREAD! on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:30 am

wagi

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Any old Jerry Lewis character also looks like a superhuman intellect by comparison...

It's just because I'm old. I have decades worth of cleft observations to fall back on since they breed like rabbits and you find them EVERYWHERE. Unless we luck out and someone invents an Intelligence Bomb...(and then actually uses it), by the time you're my age I'm sure you'll be just as knowledgeable about about them as myself or the rest of us evolved lifeforms do living amongst them for years.

You have my deepest sympathy.

It's much like raising cows or chickens or even better, turkeys...even dumb animals have their individual quirks.

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RedCleft!

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So about these turbine engines. What type are we looking for Pratt & Whitney, General Electric or Rolls Royce?

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I am hoping that they manage to rig it up to one of these:



THEY HAVE THE BEST NAME!


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wagi

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I assume that when the party is to take place the WHOLE of this weekend, we are really referring to the WHOLE of the weekend as being Saturday evening to, say, maybe Sunday, noonish even?

Which actually works for me as I picked up a rather nasty cold and haven't been online much today.

Besides, everyone knows the really cool people show up fashionably late for parties.

Maybe someone can sprinkle a bag of stale popcorn on the floor to give the clefts something to entertain themselves while the wait, otherwise they tend to get into the neighbor's garbage cans or wander into traffic without any supervision.

Or we can just ignore them completely. That works for me too. Thumbs Up

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wagi

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And Forg...what IS the name for that contraption?

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It is a Wankel Rotary Engine!


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RedCleft!

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Excuse me? MadThumbs Up

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Your party doesn't seem to be as good as mine! We finished setting up the ADULT-SIZE bouncy castle a while ago, I've just had a shower and my guests will be arriving in under an hour!

There will also be a special pass-the-parcel with the music of Murder, She Wrote! I have edited it all together so that there are no gaps, making it a 36 minute song!

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That's.. ehrmm... cool.

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