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1 Industrial Action! on Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:17 pm

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Brother Gravelyblarg feels that the members of this forum are reaping the rewards of his posting here without making posts of their own. As such, he has now gone on strike!

His demands are:

"Something" to be placed in the hands of The Lansbury.

More posts from all members.


In a show of solidarity, I am going out on strike with him! Now, let's see what happens...


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2 Re: Industrial Action! on Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:23 pm

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Should the rest of us join you two in a sympathy strike? We might end up with a week or two with no posts before someone wanders by! Mad Thumbs Up

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3 Re: Industrial Action! on Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:31 pm

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Oh, and I spent the weekend watching Dutchmen dancing in wooden shoes and eating kraut, sausages, pannenkoeken, poffertjes and Stroopwafel...all here in Brazil! It felt like home (I don't live in Holland, but we had a Dutch town a few miles away from where we lived, so I grew up with Vandryaughts, Van Dykes and Zenders).

See? Two posts from me and I'm on strike!

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4 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:54 am

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I'm on strike, so this post never existed!

I'm wondering if we couldn't increase our membership by adding a big "WalMart" logo to the top of the page?

Look! People are gathering just from hearing about the idea!









We ought to triple our membership rolls every hour! Now if they only knew how to use a computer to post...

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5 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:03 am

^ Your suggestion has been duly noted.

I think we should do some PUBLICITY STUNTS though :'D

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6 Re: Industrial Action! on Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:07 pm

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But what sort of stunts? We could hold a raffle and let people beat HedgeCleft with a stick - lot's of people would jump at the chance. We could announce that you've signed a deal for a major motion picture about the Crevice, and that we are thinking of releasing Crevice of Guac as a PC game sometimes soon...that ought to get a few hundred pages of posts wouldn't it? Works elsewhere...

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7 Re: Industrial Action! on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:56 pm

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blarg - the e-zine for the angry beyotch in you.

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8 Re: Industrial Action! on Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:01 am

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We are stunned that Hears, Adinanny (or any of the other members) have made no attempt to enter negotiations to end this strike. Furthermore, it is very clear that they have forgotten the history. As such, our demands have now altered to include:

Blarg demands that there is more purple - and that someone washes his towels for him.

I demand the immediate marriage of Starfish to myself!



That is all!


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9 Re: Industrial Action! on Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:49 am

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That is NOT all.

I would like to bring to everyone's attention the mystery patch of color that appears to be embraced by Angelina Lainsingburger's arm.

It would appear that at one time, she WAS holding something, and that something was TAKEN AWAY from her. Whoever took it from her left traces of their heinous act behind, and for that... they should be punished.

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10 Re: Industrial Action! on Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:47 pm

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Strangely I'm viewing the cheap(er) version of the site and not only can I not see the mystery patch of color on the Landsburger, but I can't see Landsburger at all!

Is the mystery patch of color purple?

As for negotiations to end the strike...I open and will see your ten.

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11 Re: Industrial Action! on Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:49 pm

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It would almost appear that she used to hold the octopus' fez... or it was Angelina's fez and the octopus stole it.

J'ACCUSE!

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12 Re: Industrial Action! on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:36 am

I can place this suspicious rumour at rest!



It is nothing but a purple cushion!

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13 Re: Industrial Action! on Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:29 pm

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It's a RED cushion in that photo...do you mean there WAS a purple one? What happened to it, did it 'mysteriously' disappear?

J'ACCUSE!

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14 Re: Industrial Action! on Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:02 pm

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I don't buy it.

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15 Re: Industrial Action! on Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:21 pm

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I'm still not clear why you're on strike.

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16 Re: Industrial Action! on Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:47 am

Gravity

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Because Forg, Wagi, and I are the only ones who post around here. Ya'll's some bastards.

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17 Re: Industrial Action! on Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:48 am

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I still post here a fair amount, just not as much...you're making me feel guilty :/

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18 Re: Industrial Action! on Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:04 pm

Jeremy

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I've been on strike! Solidarity, brothers!

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19 Re: Industrial Action! on Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:49 am

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The Heth wrote:I still post here a fair amount, just not as much...you're making me feel guilty :/


His plan is working! Mad Thumbs Up

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20 Re: Industrial Action! on Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:12 pm

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Hears, Adinanny and Jermery have spent the last three hours begging Blarg and I to start reposting. Although the talks are continuing, I still feel that marrying Starfish is one of the issues that I cannot budge on.

STARFISH SHALL BE MY WOMAN PERSON!


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21 Re: Industrial Action! on Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:42 pm

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As long as you don't call for a general hunger strike, I'm all for you holding out until your personal demands are met!

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22 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:07 am

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I am shocked that Starfish has yet to respond!


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23 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:48 pm

wagi

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Shall we throw in a free ham to sweeten the deal?

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24 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:43 pm

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wagi wrote:Shall we throw in a free ham to sweeten the deal?

Blarg tells me that it has to be pork.....well, it IS the meat of kings...


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25 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:34 pm

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You know you want to stuff it in my hamper.

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26 Re: Industrial Action! on Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:05 pm

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For a second there I thought I felt a blush coming on, hampers and especially baskets have that effect from time to time you know...

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27 Re: Industrial Action! on Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:58 am

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The Count wrote:Hears tells me that this whole mess was caused by Evening Starfish as a plot to get Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG to marry her!

Is this shocking news true?!? All she had to do was say "yes"!!!


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28 Re: Industrial Action! on Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:59 pm

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No word on the impending nuptials yet?

Proxy Marriages I hear are legal in several Eastern European countries and the State of Utah.

If you don't mind your stand-in 'bride' not wearing white, Blarg might be able to whip up a smexy number from a pair of purple curtains and perhaps he can fly over and stand in for EveningStar!

Just plan a nice honeymoon or he'll pout and you KNOW how he can get.

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29 Re: Industrial Action! on Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:21 pm

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J would not be pleased!

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30 Re: Industrial Action! on Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:58 pm

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I feel that it is appropriate to say:

IM BACK FROM FRANCE!

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