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31 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:05 am

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Gravity wrote:I'm not Jewish OR a godforsaken Buckeye.

I'm agnostic/atheist, and I was born in Michigan.. I'm a WOLVERINE! Rawwwr.


But you live in the Buckeye state...don't blame me that you were born as one of the least interesting and most overrated X Men! El Frog Mad Thumbs Down

...and isn't J a "godforsaken Buckeye"? I shall be sure to tell him of this!


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32 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:43 am

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El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:

...and isn't J a "godforsaken Buckeye"? I shall be sure to tell him of this!

J is NOT a godforsaken Buckeye... he was born in Wisconsin, and raised in Florida!

Foiled AGAIN, Forg!

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33 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:09 pm

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I suspect.....shenanigans!


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34 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:50 pm

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It's troofs!

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35 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:57 am

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I am shocked!!!


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36 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:25 pm

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J has informed me that Blarg has now taken up employment as a modem! He had to go to hospital yesterday with a work related incident, and was heard to say "doctor, it hurts when IP".


I hear(s)d this news while reading a book about anti-gravity. Wagi asked if it was good. Quite simply, I can't put it down!


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37 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:26 am

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Are you only performing weekends or can we find you hear nightly? I presume two shows on Saturday? El Frog Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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38 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:23 am

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You know the truth!


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39 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:46 am

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Jfish has been sending naughty text messages to Blargfish!

FISH SEXTING... are your fishies at risk?

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40 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:49 pm

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Gravity wrote:Jfish has been sending naughty text messages to Blargfish!

I believe this to be true - but only if you take the fish references out!


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41 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:22 pm

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When Blarg, J and Wagi inevitably rise from the grave, this is what the end of the world will look like!




(I am amused by the rampant skipping at 1:07)


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42 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:49 pm

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I do NOT skip....I sexily saunter in a totally butch fashion!

I even do the manly crotch 'adjustment' move...


Sometimes even on myself!

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43 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:38 pm

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But are you rampant?


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44 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:19 pm

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Wagi is always rampant, I suspect!

EDIT: at least his back hair is! Guacamole

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45 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:38 am

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This is true! I am forced to rely on hair pins and braids to keep it in check!


As an unrelated side-note that no doubt shall make some of you squirm in discomfort....one thing I really had to get used to here in Brazil wasn't the weather, it wasn't the language, it wasn't the food, it was the near constant penchant for Brazilian males to "adjust the contents of their packages"!

This is something that North Americans don't do anywhere nearly as much - I don't know if it's due to anatomical differences (many Gringos have had a habit of 'taking a little off the top' - permanently with a surgical scalpel - for decades), size differences (God has indeed blessed Brazil with an abundance of riches in many areas...Big Grin ), the fact that Brazilians are in general less self-conscience with their bodies (as is exhibited at the beaches here)and open-minded (as exhibited by the pirated porn DVD's sold openly on every street corner or newsstand), or it has something to do with Latino machismo that also exists here, but the fact is Brazilian men constantly pull, tug, grope, pet, pat and seem to lovingly massage their gonads constantly in public.

Americans may do an occasional 'tug' if their 'tighty whitey's' begin to creep up on them, but nothing like the constant game of pocket billiards most Brazilian men have going on all day long. It's rather distracting when you first arrive here.

Of course no one pays much attention other than the gay gringos who think they've died and done gone to Homosexual Heaven. It's not done purely for comfort, it seems to be done as a habit, often occurring upon the telling of a joke or the passing of a female, or out of general boredom while riding in a packed Metro car with their crotch inches away from the face of a seated passenger. There also seems to be a herd instinct involved...when one male in a group makes an 'adjustment', invariably others will also shift the contents of theirs in short order...perhaps in an attempt to keep the Earth in balance, I'm not sure.

Of course I've never paid any attention to this phenomena myself, only having heard comments made by others visiting here, and only pass on the information for purely scientific interest, needless to say... Red Face Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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46 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:57 am

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In related news, I took a photo of Blargfish today. I am sure you will be more than excited when I post it later!


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47 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:20 am

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Was he adjusting his package?

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48 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:50 am

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He was not. I can also confirm that at no point did the postman have his hands on Blargfish's package!


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49 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:53 pm

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Does he have something purple in his tank yet?

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50 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:08 pm

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He does not, though this is not through lack of trying on my part! Trying to find something purple and suitably classy for a fish tank is not easy!


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51 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:06 am

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Perhaps Blargfish has lower standards than you?

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52 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:16 am

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I think Blargfish is rather an understanding fish. He does have a lot on his mind at the moment though...


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53 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:06 am

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I think Blargfish can only be understanding for so long... One day, he's just going to snap and go ballistic because there's nothing purple in his tank.

Then you'll be sorry.

You'll be sorry, alright.

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54 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:54 am

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IT is likely that I will not sleep tonight, always watching, always listening for that soft slapping noise of silvered tail upon beige carpet...


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55 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:15 pm

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Hmmmm...must be 'date night' at Forg's house! A little 'tail' on the beige carpet? Naughty-naughty! Eek

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56 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:13 am

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I hear he has a 'thing' for beige! The carpet matches the drapes!

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57 Re: Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg... on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:41 am

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Gravity wrote:I hear he has a 'thing' for beige! The carpet matches the drapes!



Ooo err missus

This thread's starting to get mightly silly.

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