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1 An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:43 am

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Whilst being away on camp for the past week, I have discovered that there may be more Gay Snakes in the world.

One of the lovely blokes who runs the school camps bought out a male Australian Carpet Python (not venemous) and decided to see if this particular snake was people friendly.

(He was a professional snake catcher)

We were told to stand exceptionally still and let it 'snake' up us. However, it seemed to enjoy crawling up the inside of our legs and pausing to 'investigate' the groin area. The snake did this several times much to the 'amusment' of my peers.

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2 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:02 pm

But, did you enjoy it?

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3 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:49 pm

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I did, becuase the snake stopped for about a minute and continued to climb.

The same cannot be said for some of my peers...

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4 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:09 pm

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Likely he was looking for something "snake-like", was deeply and utterly disappointed, pausing only long enough to wonder "What the hell??? Eek", before then moving on.

You sure that wasn't the snake who was the one being amused?

I'm actually trying to envision you standing exceptionally still and not squirming like an eight year old girl with a small bladder...

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5 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:01 am

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ROFLWAGI! Ha ha

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6 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:42 pm

wagi wrote:Likely he was looking for something "snake-like", was deeply and utterly disappointed, pausing only long enough to wonder "What the hell??? Eek", before then moving on.

You sure that wasn't the snake who was the one being amused?

I'm actually trying to envision you standing exceptionally still and not squirming like an eight year old girl with a small bladder...

One insult is never enough, is it, Wagi? Ha ha

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7 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:16 pm

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HedgeCleft shakes them off like water on a dog - you have to pile them on and hope at least one sticks! My shoes tremble with delight!! Ha ha

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8 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:40 am

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Ha ha no doubt HedgeCleft will have asked the snake to be a more permanent fixture in that area!

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9 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:24 am

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Perhaps the reason he hasn't posted for a day or two is that he is out 'snake hunting'?

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10 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:00 am

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'Below the belt' as usual guys Ha ha
No I don't have a snake down below...too bendy. A broom handle comes to mind.

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11 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:31 am

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No doubt Malibu Barbie is right now wondering how she'll sweep the floors in her Dream House!

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12 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:24 pm

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Unfortunatly Ken cannot help Barbie in this department...

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13 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:12 pm

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RedCleft! wrote:'Below the belt' as usual guys Ha ha
No I don't have a snake down below...too bendy. A broom handle comes to mind.

Roll Eyes


If the broom handle lasts more than four hours aren't you meant to contact a doctor?

Or maybe your local IKEA? MadThumbs Up

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14 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:38 am

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Jeremy wrote:
RedCleft! wrote:'Below the belt' as usual guys Ha ha
No I don't have a snake down below...too bendy. A broom handle comes to mind.

Roll Eyes


If the broom handle lasts more than four hours aren't you meant to contact a doctor?

Or maybe your local IKEA? MadThumbs Up

Like all IKEA sets its retractable...generally I need an Alan key though...

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15 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:51 pm

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Just remember to ask Alan's permission before he "retracts your broom handle"!

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16 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:02 pm

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Alan has a key??? How sweet! You didn't tell us you two were even serious!

Well, you know...first a key...maybe later a ring!

June is coming up...June weddings are always nice. Is it traditional to have weddings in June down under? Well, I imagine you can wear white without any one snickering or rolling their eyes, so that's one good thing!

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17 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:23 am

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Alan and I are not partners. He was merely an online friend who directed me to the broom-handle section of eBay.

On the other hand, I have a new video...

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18 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:49 pm

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Someone you met at that porn site no doubt!

You're video is interesting, although I didn't expand it and so the text was hard to read...I though for several minutes it said "it features tits" until I decided you couldn't tell with the armor they wear anyways. I presume it said 'lifts' instead...

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19 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:31 am

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[quote="wagi"]Someone you met at that porn site no doubt!

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Live Cams? Wink


Eek

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20 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:02 pm

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Ewwwwww! You must have a zoom lens on it! Ha ha

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21 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:00 am

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wagi wrote:Ewwwwww! You must have a zoom lens on it! Ha ha

Yep. A zoom out feature, preferably wide screen?

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22 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:18 pm

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Good idea. The less there is visible, the less scarred your poor victim will be.

I suggest using a Google maps shot of your street at minimum.

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23 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:26 pm

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Jeremy wrote:Good idea. The less there is visible, the less scarred your poor victim will be.

I suggest using a Google maps shot of your street at minimum.

MadThumbs Up

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24 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:19 pm

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Jeremy wrote:Good idea. The less there is visible, the less scarred your poor victim will be.

I suggest using a Google maps shot of your street at minimum.


Ha ha Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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25 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:31 am

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Ohhhh dear....

At least 'Bubba' hasn't entered this conversation yet...

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26 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:27 pm

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RedCleft! wrote:Ohhhh dear....

At least 'Bubba' hasn't entered this conversation yet...

Do you know you just signed the contract of imminent awkwardness?

If not, just sayin'.

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27 Re: An Unexpected Complication on Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:14 am

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I once read on a gaming site:

Hacking is scrictly forbidden. Those who are unfortunate enough to be detected, we will arrange for the men in blue to arrange your lubrication needs for your cellmate Bubba

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