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wagi

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I've noted that a number of our cleftish friends seem to be of the opinion that anything found on the internet is totally factual and not to be questioned as to it's authenticity. Much like those who swear that the stories in the National Enquirer or Weekly News of the World are totally 100% factual...



I feel that we should have a thread where they can share their thoughts on any and all subjects with us and dazzle us with their knowledge.

Since this isn't Zombietari, religious topics are allowed as well. So here's several of interest. I'm aware that some of our clefts are a bit slow, so I'm slooooowly uploading them just for them...

Miraculous Sign...



Image of Our Lady found in grease stain!


This striking image of Our Lady of the White Glove was seen in the grease dripping from this family's Sunday pork roast...

Remember dear cleft's...you saw it HERE on Crevice of Guac, so it MUST be true!

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Ha ha! These are great. I'm still a fan of 'Virgin Mary' toast, myself. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4034787.stm

That article also gives some very useful advice: 'The toast is not intended for consumption'. Who would eat that after they paid $28,000 for it? Ha ha

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I am fond of "Cheesus" in his many incarnations!

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wagi

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Jeremy wrote:I am fond of "Cheesus" in his many incarnations!


He can make wine out of water but he can't give that person a decent manicure?

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wagi wrote:

He can make wine out of water but he can't give that person a decent manicure?

Everyone knows that Divine Intervention has been banned for the last 1,900 odd years!

It must have been, or God has odd priorities!

"Oh no, party has run out of wine!" *zap*

"Oh no, Hitler is murdering millions of innocent people!"
*......nothing*

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wagi

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But I was most assured that a spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I was just surprised the headline wasn't "Black Dress Moat Mounting Foiled!"

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wagi wrote:But I was most assured that a spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

"Very rare incident" suggests that a transvestite has enjoyed dog sex on English Heritage land (or even at that castle) before. It would have been better to say "NOTHING like this has ever happened here!"


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wagi wrote:
Jeremy wrote:I am fond of "Cheesus" in his many incarnations!


He can make wine out of water but he can't give that person a decent manicure?

He's just watchin' Sanford & Son...

...eatin' Cheeces.



...you're the big silly.

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I don't understand how people always claim the long-haired bearded man in their toast/stain/alphabet spaghetti is Jesus. It could just as easily be Dave Grohl's apparition.

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http://latestnews.virginmedia.com/news/uk/2010/08/06/boy_named_hitler_to_stay_in_care

My personal favourite name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell!


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050

Looks like Mrs Mum was correct!

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Was it this lady's who head was rubbed? Was that co-worker chap dressed as a Snickers bar?

I shall send a Snickers Bar filled Wedding Cake for Forg and Even Starfish! Mad Thumbs Up

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^ That's the best headline. In ever.

Where is this pub? I must witness these type of shenanigans in person! MadThumbs Up

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I see nothing out of the ordinary there! Ha ha

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I can confirm that this is "normal" for Hears' house!

I can also confirm that I have moved this headline to a thread more suitable, where we can collect these things together for the sake of humanity!


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wagi

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I approve of this move Thumbs Up

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Hears seems to have a thing for that Justin bloke?

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THAT is somewhat concerning...


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I do not believe this is genuine!

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Methinks the Bieber Fan doth protest too much!


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wagi

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I'm confused...I thought Jonathan liked boys? confused

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You are ganging up on me! Ha ha

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Jonathan's heart lies solely with CHRIS PACKMAN. He doesn't need no Justin.

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I am shocked by these true revelations!


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