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1 Clarification of recent news story on Fri May 07, 2010 11:23 am

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Members of the press have been spreading wild stories and spurious lies regarding the injury I received while cleaning out the aquarium.

While it is true that Mr Flymo T. Hoverfish did close his mouth around my finger in what could be classed as a "bite", the skin was not broken and no mark or blemish remained.

Since that time, Mr Hoverfish has apologised unreservedly, and has professed his sorrow for his actions in this matter.

A bystander, Miss Sainsbury Fins stated that she saw nothing of the incident while Mr Spatula, a spokesman for the platys stated that they had no comment on the issue.

That is all.


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2 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Fri May 07, 2010 11:38 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6eRIAA6mE

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3 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Fri May 07, 2010 12:56 pm

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Will Mr T. Hoverfish be providing compensation for the distress caused, perhaps in the form of Hovercube dividends? MadThumbs Up

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4 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Fri May 07, 2010 1:31 pm

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Mr Hoverfish assures me that there are no hovercubes to be handed over! He is adamant in this matter!


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5 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Sat May 08, 2010 1:25 pm

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Where do we send flowers and a Get Well card?

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6 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Sat May 08, 2010 4:07 pm

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wagi wrote:Where do we send flowers and a Get Well card?

I accept cash!

Flymo has just been given tonight's hovercube. Clearly he has become rather annoyed with the platys eating some of it before he gets to it as he swam up to it immediately it was dropped in!

He sat (upside down) in the water with the hovercube balanced on his chin and tendrils while he munched on it!


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7 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:29 am

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Yet more spurious accusations have appeared, spread as fact by none other than the Count Himself!

I can confirm that talking did occur, but any and all potential causes of plaque build up were prevented successfully.

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8 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:48 am

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I suspect that breakfasts were swapped!


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9 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:52 am

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I want to know if this attractive young lady knows the infamous Hemma, about whom there is much speculation?

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10 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:58 am

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I do not believe so, though Hears and Jermery fighting to the death for my amusement would certainly serve as this evening's entertainment!


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11 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:12 am

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She's not "Hemma", unless well disguised! Red Face

And I would clearly win! MadThumbs Up

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12 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:20 am

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I demand more details on this Hemma character. I suspect she is like Chris Pacman but without the dangly parts?

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13 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:31 am

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The "without the dangly parts" bit is yet to be confirmed! After all, 'she' was seen on a date with GAY SNAKE.

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14 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:43 am

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All I know for sure is that "she" is a "tall" "girl"!

Oh yes - and that "she" is "coming" to HANBOROUGH!


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15 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:19 pm

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Oh, my.

I suspect Hemma is just Chris Pacman in a tube top and a miniskirt!

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16 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:40 pm

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I do not believe "in" would be the best word to describe CHRIS PACMAN with those clothes as there would be much of him bulging out between the gaps. So very, very much...


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17 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:47 pm

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^I suspect those wouldn't be the dangly parts Grav was refering to...

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18 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:59 pm

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The phrase 'overspill' springs to mind!

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19 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:00 pm

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20 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:31 am

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The count has become innumerate! It is 3 sleeps until HANBOROUGH!

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21 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:24 am

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You misunderstand! While for us it is three sleeps, he will have to set out from his castle on Friday as it is a loooooooooooooooooong way from HANBOROUGH!


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22 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:42 am

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If you can't count on the Count, then who can you count on, I always says...

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23 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:13 pm

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This video pretty much sums up the feelings of most people involved:


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24 Re: Clarification of recent news story on Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:50 pm

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Especially the uncontrollable tic in that one young ladies eye!

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